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I found this picture of Maria Bartiromo at the
Gallery of Women With Hypnotic Eyes.
Maria is featured on
CNBC
as one of the anchors reporting on the stock market
(thank God this will continue now that she's not
replacing Kathie Lee). The first things you notice
about Maria are her pouty lips and bedroom eyes. She's
32 and married, but that certainly won't stop me from
featuring sites of the "Money Honey" (ref.
The Devil's Derivatives Dictionary
). I've researched Maria Bartiromo on the net to provide
you with the following set of links.
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Ave Maria!
This is probably the best Maria site and
certainly the best Maria fan site. Dave Framis
has put together a site that contains about 18
thumbnailed images of Maria, mostly vidcaps from
CNBC and The Late Show with David Letterman.
The personal touch at this site is provided by a
poem about Maria - I think you'll get the sense
that this guy really understands Maria's
nuances.
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Wottasettagams
If you're able to tear yourself away from
Maria's lips, you'll find she has a nice pair of
legs as well. This site has 8 thumbnail images
taken from CNBC broadcasts, but the quality
isn't very good and the images are kind of
small. You'll find 3 of the same thumbnails at
another site,
but I believe it's just a sample page.
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The Unofficial Late Show Website
Check out the picture! Couldn't you just eat
her all up? Maria was a guest on The Late Show
With David Letterman on 28 October 1997 - can
you believe it? There are 10 text links to
vidcaps that prove it. Knowing Dave, he would
have asked her some questions about the market
interspersed with comments about her babliness.
You'll find larger versions of the best of these
vidcaps at Ave Maria! Now, if we can only find
a streaming version of the interview...
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Carl's World
Carl lists 8 women that possess the qualities to
be his dream girl. Check out where Maria ranks
and why she qualifies.
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The Maria Bartiromo Market Hairdex
Many hours of research have been spent
quantifying the influence Maria's hair has on
the stock market - it must have been a dry hair
day during the first week of April 2000. Check
out the research results and happy investing.
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Vincent Leung's Webworld
Vincent works on Wall Street. Vincent has a
crush on Maria. I think I'll ask Vincent what
stocks he likes. Maria is referenced here only
briefly, but the information is accurate and
up-to-date.
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Carlson's Predictions for 2000
Had this prediction been accurate, the market
might very well have closed on 8 March (maybe
that would have been a good thing, considering
subsequent events).
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The Maria Bartiromo Fan Page
This site seems to be more recent than the
other, seemingly identical,
Maria Bartiromo Fan Page,
with more links, which appear to be the sole
purpose of the site. (Note: The New York Post
links do not work.) Probably the only reason to
visit the site is to connect to two different
Message Boards where you can chat about Maria.
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CNBC Maria Bartiromo Fan Club
If you'd like to chat about Maria, check out
Grant Froese's Message Board, started in June
1997. You'll get a kick out of the comments
made even if you don't join.
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Harris Online Interview with Maria Bartiromo
The interview was done on the Paul Harris Radio
Show in Saint Louis. Paul Harris is of the
"drive-time" talk show variety rather than the
mid-day or evening "yap" show. He asked a lot
of cute questions that make Maria more endearing
to men. ["cute... endearing" - I have to
admit that I hadn't been thinking in those terms - ed]
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The Art of Pat Scott
I don't know much about art, but I know what I
like. Although the sketch is not very good, ya
gotta like Pat's sentiments.
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USA Weekend
Another article on the "Econo Babe"
from January 1998.
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